Sleep Deprivation is real
The dazed look of a new mother is expected by, pretty much, all of society. Because you have a newborn, no one cares if you send unintelligible emails, flip out for no reason, or fall asleep during conversations. But, as your child gets older, people just assume that your kid sleeps more like a normal human being and you gradually get your life back together.
These people have apparently never interacted with a 3 year old boy. Or maybe, I am the crazy one that has a child that just never needs any sleep. Maybe, my kid is the anomaly that has somehow evolved to a level where unlimited energy actually gets stronger and more potent the less sleep he gets. It certainly feels possible.
I just don’t understand how a 40 pound child can run (and, when I say run, I mean “Watch how fast I can run!” and “Look mom! I’m the Flash!” and “Hey! Let’s race all of the time but you better let me win or I’ll throw a tantrum” kind of running) all the time. Always. And yet, he rarely sleeps. Matt and I have to bribe and beg to get him into the bed by 9pm. We have set up schedules, routines, story time, relaxing bath soaps, night-lights, and more “incentives” than I care to admit. (I bought a Glow Worm the other day, in the infant section, seriously.) And he still won’t fall asleep until 10pm, wakes up 2 to 3 times throughout the night, and still refuses to nap during the day.
So, I challenge the notion that parents of newborns are more tired than parents of toddlers. And I would argue that I now have the bodily evidence to support this assertion.
About a month ago, after multiple nights in a row of getting up 4 or more times for bad dreams, to be covered up, to take him to the potty, or because “Mommy, I just want you,” it was Sunday night. I had read (what felt like) 16 books and I sang “You Are My Sunshine” so many times the tune kind of sounded like “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” and “Farmer in the Dell” mixed together. My eyes were so puffy and strained that the glow of the night light gave me an instant headache.
I finally decided he was completely asleep so I stood up to tiptoe out of his bedroom. On my way out, I noticed a bunch of extra cups and snack bowls laying on the floor so I picked those up too. I crept as quietly as possible out of the room, eased the door shut as gently and slowly as possible, winced every time the floor creaked ever so slightly under my feet, and turned around to go downstairs and drink a much needed glass of wine.
Apparently, however, I didn’t realize how close to the top of the stairs I was (how could I realize anything since I hadn’t slept in 6 months!?). I felt my right foot desperately grasp for the top stair only to find empty air beneath it. My left foot followed suit and went flying as well. My entire body is falling fast and yet it totally felt like everything was moving in slow motion. Next, my ass made a giant thud on the edge of the middle stair and sent throbbing pains up my back. Then, the back of my head cracked against the top stair, my glasses shot off of my face and ended up on the landing 7 steps down. When my head hit, I saw a flash of light that hurt way worse than the glow of the nightlight.
When I finished falling, I laid in a crumpled ball on the landing. Matt came rushing to me with a look of straight fear in his eyes. I laid there in silence for a good minute or two. And my first words to Matt were not about my throbbing ass, my fear that I had a concussion, or the state of my glasses. All I could think was whether or not I woke up the baby.
Posted on May 14, 2015, in Mom Stuff and tagged ass, bruise, fall, sleep, sleep-deprived, toddler. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.
I could not agree more that I slept better when my son was a newborn. He’s almost 2, and doesn’t go to bed until after 10, is up several times during the night, and up for the day by 7. I. Am. Exhausted. So far no major injuries, but it makes me careless and slow. I feel your pain, momma.